O.M.G., I'm rich!

Sometimes I get good "forwarded" emails. Thank you, Carol. 

Silver In The Hair 
Gold In The Teeth
Crystals In The Kidneys 
Sugar In The Blood 
Lead In The Ass 
Iron In The Arteries 
And 
An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas. 
I Never Thought I'd Accumulate Such Wealth!