Thursday, February 02, 2006

Menopause Jewelry

Sherry sent me this and I can relate.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricken red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I truly laughed out loud about the mood ring. I want one! I am 51 and just wish it would get the hell over with.

Kim Carney said...

Me to! and it is true, I just feel like beating someone ;)

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud too at the 'fricken red mark on his forehead' comment - so unexpected. Kim, this is a side of you I never knew. LOLOLOL
Hang in there!!

meggiecat said...

A good belly laugh first thing in the morning is just the way to start the day!

Robyn said...

heh! that is so not fair guys! I'm the same age, having had tests done was told I am no where near the beginning of the stuff! So much for being a late bloomer!

Amy said...

Good googally moogally that made me laugh!

Sarah said...

oh, you are too funny. thanks for the hearty laugh!! :o)

Nimbostratusdweller said...

Did you get the one that I sent about the FBI job applicant?
It was terrible! I almost died laughing!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, maybe I should get a mood ring as well. My boyfriend hates when I'm in any other mood then happy and smiley. That would give him a fair chance to run away :D

"Maggie & Kevin" said...

Tee Hee, You are too funny!

Oh a diamond definitely works!

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhahahaha...

niice.

sooo. glad to have found you funny lady. too bad my first impression is to tell you that your postcard is late, but on its way.

oof.