Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Text messaging for seniors

Ha. Got this in email today. Finally, something for the older texting crowd. Thank you, Carol!

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


Anonymous said...

I love these codes! Too funny~

Jeri Cleveland

Anonymous said...

lmao....I loved it......haven't had a really good giggle for a while.
Thanks Alice
p.s. I'm a great fan of your blog

dee said...

Thanks for the first good laugh in a while. What's horrifying? How many of these I an relate to...Holy Crap!
Hope you have a Happy, and healthy, New Year.

Kim Carney said...

Hey Jeri! Hope you are well, Happy New Year!
Thank you Alice!
Hey Dee! Hope YOU are okay!!! Yes, mom and I laughed until we were WTFA! I am wishing you guys a Happy New Year too! xoxo

Michelle (a.k.a. la vie en rose) said...

heehee...i enjoyed that!