Ha. Got this in email today. Finally, something for the older texting crowd. Thank you, Carol!
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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5 comments:
I love these codes! Too funny~
Jeri Cleveland
Edmonds
lmao....I loved it......haven't had a really good giggle for a while.
Thanks Alice
p.s. I'm a great fan of your blog
Thanks for the first good laugh in a while. What's horrifying? How many of these I an relate to...Holy Crap!
Hope you have a Happy, and healthy, New Year.
Hey Jeri! Hope you are well, Happy New Year!
Thank you Alice!
Hey Dee! Hope YOU are okay!!! Yes, mom and I laughed until we were WTFA! I am wishing you guys a Happy New Year too! xoxo
heehee...i enjoyed that!
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