I am so NOT a morning person. I forget how painfully I am not a morning-person until I am scheduled for the morning shift. I opted for night-shift jobs growing up -- bars, hospitals, nursing homes, newspapers -- for good reason. I don't, NO, CAN'T communicate, do any deep thinking, be creative before say, noon! I shift into high gear around 10 p.m. So, if they can come up with stupid pills like Viagra, don't you think they could conjure up a good drug for us poor night-owls to get up, not getting-it-up in the morning?