Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Two Women Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Angie!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.


Michelle (a.k.a. la vie en rose) said...


KS Grandma said...

this will be read to the over 65 Men's Bible Class on Friday. This is a great group of older men who celebrate monthly birthdays with a breakfast and go to breakfast every Friday after a short Bible study and a few laughs. Bob at 90 is the youngest looking one. We should all be so lucky - or is it good genes we need.

Maxinetoo said...


corine said...

Mouah.. ah...ah...!