The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
7 comments:
I just laughed until I cried!!
My boyfriend's favorite was Pissy Mood Syndrome.
I have a feeling I will hear that one again in a couple weeks!
That is so funny-o.k. not so much when it's happening to you-hang in there. Once you're done with this plague of hormones, great things happen-you get energized and feel..dare I say it...peaceful. Like the calm after the storm.
this is flippin' hilarious and so true. i have sent a link to your blog, so a huge list of family and friends. it made my day to read this.
thanks for sharing girlie...how are you?
This is wonderful!!! I am printing it out right now for my hubby... He has 2 hormonal women in the house, one just starting, and one ending... talk about hell! LOL
Kim this is hilarious...had such a good chuckle! Thanks for sharing.
Hahaha! I love it, "here have some wine"!
I should print this out for Troy, not that he needs it ; )
I think about "I always loved you in that robe" and have a little giggle to myself at least a couple of times a day!
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