Missiles Launch Cranky Mom Into Space After Mobile Me Eats Her Mail

Hey, forget those scary Iranians testing their silly ole missiles and photoshopping in an extra one to show how really threatening they are! Nothing should be more intimidating than a tired, cranky, menopausal woman!



But then we had a few of these floating around email yesterday.





Yeah, and speaking of cranky ... hey, Apple, where is my blankity, blank email service ... forget Mobile Me! I don't want Mobile Me! I want my freakin' email service back! (I think I need more coffee)