Must tell my wine-collecting neighbor about Gut Oggau wine. They assign a person and their personality to each wine. Via the terrific City of Skies.
I love it but would hate to read my own wine "description". Maybe something like this:
"Kim Vintage 1956. A bold and arty red with a nose of sadness. Leaves a little hint of latex paint to the palate. Good paired with dark chocolate and a moonless night full of stars."
Mundane Aesthetic: Milk
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