Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Best Friends Are The Best

Your best friends will always take your side, make you feel on top of the world, tell you you are always right. I have the best ones. This was the response after I sent my best bud a photo of my ex (of three years, who treated me like sh**, left me for a good friend, moved HER in practically the same day I moved out -- I found HER clothes in MY closet as I was trying to clear out, kicked me out without even a car!, obviously it was a rough time for me, okay, maybe I still have a little anger left over) that I found on the internet. I would show you the before and after, but I threw all the younger photos away and would probably be sued for posting the found one. ;)

Kim,
Are you out of your mind? You think he looks the same? Well, I really couldn't tell who he was until I looked really closely at his weak chin. I don't know what you think, but to tell you the truth, life has gotten revenge for you. The man is a dog. All that cute yuppy look is cloaked in bloated old man, conservative, YIKES, ugly. He used to look like Kevin Costner. Now he looks like Leslie Nielson.

God, did I get a laugh out of this one. Dana got a real prize. Love ya! F.

4 comments:

  1. especially BAD, pretty boys!

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  2. lucky gal to have a friend like that. i have one too and they are simply the BEST!!!

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  3. That is hysterical... Love that letter! Best girlfriends are the BEST!! Mine lives in Alaska darn-it.

    She's a keeper! So glad you "got outta" that one...

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  4. Please tell me it's the bastard who used to fart under the covers then pin them over your head. Thank your lucky stars you dodged that bullet - it was worth whatever you left to get out of there - talk about a coyote relationship! Chew off your own arm to get out from under that one!

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