From my Canadian friend I have known since I was 20 ... so we have been friends for 30+ years. Oy. LeCain ... that is too long.
"To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't ge t hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup luckily came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind heart and magnanimous personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called."
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